Intro riff: (strum all strings, play twice)

[C] Well I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right

[C] Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do

I'm so [F7] scared in case I fall off my chair And [C] I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

It's so [F7] hard to keep this smile from my face Losing con[C]trol yeah I'm all over the place

[G] Clowns to the left of me [Bb] jokers to the [F] right Here I [C] am stuck in the middle with you

[G] Clowns to the left of me [Bb] jokers to the [F] right Here I [C] am stuck in the middle with you

Well you [F] started out with nothin And you're proud that you're a self made man [C]

And your [F] friends they all come crawlin Slap you on the back and say [C] please....[Gm7] please.....[C] [C]

[C] Trying to make some sense of it all But I can see that it makes no sense at all

Is it [F7] cool to go to sleep on the floor 'Cause I [C] don't think that I can take any more

[G] Clowns to the left of me [Bb] jokers to the [F] right Here I [C] am stuck in the middle with you

Well you [F] started out with nothin And you're proud that you're a self made man [C]

And your [F] friends they all come crawlin Slap you on the back and say [C] please....[Gm7] please.....[C] [C]

Repeat verse 1 and chorus

Coda: [C] Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you here I am stuck in the middle with you [C][C]