Mystery Achievement

Don't breathe down my neck, no

I got no trophies on display

I signed them away

I mean what the heck

All of your promises

Don't fill me with pride, no

I just want to get out on the floor

And do the Cuban Slide, slide, slide, slide

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Every day, every nighttime I find

Mystery Achievement

You're on my mind, on my mind

Every day, every nighttime I feel

Mystery Achievement

You're so unreal

Mystery Achievement

Where's my sandy beach, yeah

I have my dreams like everybody else

But they're out of reach

I said right out of reach

I try to ignore you

Your demands are unending

I got no Ts on my skin,

But you know me: I love pretending

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