Note:- Chords followed by ( 2x ) are to be played for two bars. Chords with ( // ) next to them are two strums only. Chords with ( / ) next to then are one strum only.

I'm keeping your poop in a jar, till the day you come back, so I don't forget just what you are, I'm keeping your poop in a jar.

You thought you'd took everything, but you left something behind for me, I scooped it out & bottled it up, now it's there on the stand by the bed to remind me,

'case I ever forget, you're just a piece of poop.

I'm keeping your poop in a jar, till the day you come back, so I don't forget just what you are, I'm keeping your poop in a jar.

I had a moment of weakness once, so I opened the lid for a smell, it all came back to me baby, one vaporous rush, I remembered you well.

How could I ever forget, you're just a piece of POOP!

I'm keeping your poop in a jar, till the day you come back, so I don't forget just what you are, I'm keeping your poop in a jar.

Keeping your poop in a jar. NOTE: This line is repeated four times. Ade to play 2 x G chord instead of Gv3 pattern.

Keeping your TURDS in a TIN. 2... 3... 4... 1...