Standing in the dock at Southampton, Trying to get to Holland Or France

Finally made the plane into paris honeymooning down by the seine

Drove from paris to the amsterdam hilton talking in our beds for a week

The Man In the Mac said, You gotta go back - you know they didnt even give us a chance

peter brown called to say you can make it ok you can get married in gibraltar near spain

the newspapers said what're you doing in bed i said we're only trying to get us some peace ...

you know it aint easy, you know how hard it can be

the way things are going ...theyre gonna crucify me.

saving all your money for a rainy day, giving all your clothes to charity

last nite the wife said oh boy when youre dead, You dont take nothing with you but yo ur soul - think!

Made a lightning trip to Vienna Eating chocolate cake in a bag

Caught the early plane back to London Fifty acorns tied in a sack

The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head They look just like two gurus in drag" ..

The men from the press say "We wish you success It's good to have the both of you back"