1. I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together,

2. Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty little p'licemen in a row,

1. see how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly ! I'm crying.

2. see how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run! I'm crying.

2. I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm cry..............ing.

1. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come,

2. Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.

1. corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday, man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

2. Crab a locker fishwife, pornographic priestess, boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus. Goo goo g' joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain.

3. Expert texpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied! I'm crying

Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower,

element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe!

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus. Goo goo g' joob. Goo goo g' joob.

Goo goo g' joob. Goo goo g' joob. Goob…..