1. Come on all of you big strong men, Uncle Sam needs your help again
2. Now, come on Wall Street, don't be slow! Why, man this war as a "go-go"!
3. Now, come on generals, let's move fast! Your big chance is here at last!
4. Come on, mothers throughout the land, pack your boys off to Vietnam
He's got himself in a terrible jam, way down yonder in Vietnam
There's plenty good money to be made sup - plyin' the army with the tools of the trade
Now ya' can go out and get those reds, 'cause the only good Commie is one that's dead
Come on, fathers, don't hesitate, send your sons off before it's too late!
So put down your books and pick up a gun, we're gonna have a whole lot of fun!
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb, they drop it on the Viet Cong!
And ya' know that peace can only be won when we've blown 'em all to kingdom come!
Be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box!
CHORUS: And it's one, two, three, what are we fightin' for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn. Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates!
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why, Whoop - eee! We're all going to die!