CHORUS: ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE THEY SAY, AN' I SEEN MA NY 'FINGS

STANDIN WIF' MY LI'L UKU LELE, IN THE WINGS

BRIDGE AND VERSE

I SEEN BEARDED LADIES, AN' STRONG MEN WIF IRON BARS

AN' I SEEN CHEEKY LI'L CHORUS GIRLS, 'OB-NOBBIN' WIF' THE STARS

CHORUS:

YEP, ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE THEY SAY, AN' I SEEN MA NY FINGS

STANDIN' WIF MY LI'L UKULELE, IN THE WINGS

1ST INSTRUMENTAL UKULELE SOLO OF CHORUS C7;B7;C7,B7,Bb7,A7...Dm7,D#m6,C,A7,D7,G7,C -

REPEAT BRIDGE

ONCE A LEADIN' LADY, WAS CLEARLY IN DISTRESS

SHE ARSTED ME IF I COULD 'ELP 'ER, WIF BUTTIN'UP 'ER DRESS

CHORUS

WELL, YA SHOULD 'AVE SEEN THE OUTCOME, I NEARLY BUST ME STRINGS

STANDIN' WIF ME LI'L UKU LELE, IN THE WINGS

SOLO WITH SECOND INSTRUMENT

SUGGEST SIMMO WITH UKE RHYTHM BACKING AS ABOVE...

REPEAT BRIDGE

I SEEN SONG AN' DANCE MEN BEIN' 'ECKLED WIF' CAT CALLS

AN' A BUXOM BARE-BACK RIDER MAKE A JUGGLER DROP IS....CLUBS

FINAL CHORUS

YES, ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE. AN' YA WON'T BELIEVE THE THINGS I SEEN

STANDIN' WIF' ME LI'L UKULELE --- HOLDIN' ON TIGHT TO ME LIL' UKULELE

HIDIN' BE'IND ME LI'L UKULELE. IN THE WINGS